What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 14:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

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They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Still no good.

What actor is genetically gifted?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

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