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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Still no good.
What actor is genetically gifted?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?